{"product_id":"bass-o-tron","title":"Bass-O-Tron","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"\" data-end=\"303\" data-start=\"256\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"301\" data-start=\"283\"\u003eBass-O-Tron 5000\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"329\" data-start=\"304\"\u003ePixel Lake Series Tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"384\" data-start=\"331\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"384\" data-start=\"333\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"384\" data-start=\"333\"\u003e“Built to rule the lake. Glitched to destroy it.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"605\" data-start=\"386\"\u003eRumored to be the first boss ever coded into the Pixel Lake system — \u003cem data-end=\"473\" data-start=\"455\"\u003eBass-O-Tron 5000\u003c\/em\u003e isn’t just a fish... it’s a machine. A corrupted relic from an abandoned fishing sim, left to rot beneath the surface — and evolve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"664\" data-start=\"607\"\u003eFused scales and steel. Hardwired aggression. Zero mercy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"756\" data-start=\"666\"\u003eThis tee captures the moment he breaches — all sharp angles, jagged fins, and broken code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"758\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"773\" data-start=\"763\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1063\" data-start=\"774\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"800\" data-start=\"774\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"800\" data-start=\"776\"\u003eUltra-soft 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"900\" data-start=\"801\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"900\" data-start=\"803\"\u003eArcade-style pixel art featuring \u003cem data-end=\"854\" data-start=\"836\"\u003eBass-O-Tron 5000\u003c\/em\u003e breaking the surface like a summoned glitch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"957\" data-start=\"901\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"957\" data-start=\"903\"\u003eSignature undefined pixel edges — TACKLEBIT standard\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"\" data-end=\"1068\" data-start=\"1065\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-end=\"1119\" data-start=\"1070\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1119\" data-start=\"1072\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"1119\" data-start=\"1072\"\u003e“Status: Active. Threat Level: Catastrophic.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Tacklebit","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42262298558525,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/9224\/7101\/files\/ChatGPTImageApr9_2025at07_14_26PM.png?v=1744245438","url":"https:\/\/checkout.tacklebit.com\/products\/bass-o-tron","provider":"Tacklebit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}